Yes, I Have A Condom. No, I’m Not A Whore.

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The other night, I had a guy I was dating over to hookup. Yup, you heard me, Internet — I am an educated, well-mannered woman who invited an equally educated, well-mannered man over for sex. Are you done freaking out and judging me? Because what I’m going to say next is important.

As things were heating up, I asked if he had a condom, and he said no (who in the fuck comes to a hookup without a condom??), so I hopped up and grabbed one out of my drawer.

And he not so subtly flipped out.

“Woahhhh, you’re pretty well prepared for this casual sex thing, huh?” he asked.

Um, excuse me? Get the fuck out of my apartment.

Never, in my life, had I ever been so offended. How dare a man judge me for taking precautions for protecting myself.

If the tables were turned, I wouldn’t have batted an eye if he pulled one out of his wallet — I was, in fact, more surprised that he didn’t have one. Talk about a double standard.

Safe sex is EVERYONE’S problem. It shouldn’t just be up to men to decide...