Living with a Woman


You may find this difficult to believe, but this past March in the year two thousand and eighteen, the year of our Lord, I, Ryan Thomas Dunn, entered an agreement to live with a woman for an entire month.

Now, to get some of the obvious questions out of the way…

One) No, there wasn’t any money exchanged in this deal. Both parties agreed willingly.

Two) Yes, this woman does have a functioning brain. She is quite smart.

D.) No, at no point during the month did she attempt to physically harm, maim or inflict any sort of bodily harm upon me.

What Woman Would Agree to This?

This woman’s name is Geraldine and she is truly one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. She is smart, funny, kind, loving and incredibly proud of her Puerto Rican roots.

I do say she is “smart,” but she’s either really brave or really stupid for agreeing to live with me.

It should come as no surprise if you’ve read my stuff for the last year, but I’ve never lived with a woman before....